This document was most recently revised on Saturday, October 10, 2021.
Friday, October 22, 2004
This picture was taken about 9:30 A.M. on Friday, October 22, 2004. The huge flying saucer hovering just beyond the trees is completely invisible, a good indication of the effectiveness of alien cloaking technology.
During the very early morning hours of Monday, September 19, 2022, I was awakened by some very strange noises, from outside. They seemed to be coming from overhead. There were zooming, swishing, crashing, and chortling noises. Being well-versed in the nocturnal doings of aliens, as I am, I kept very quiet, kept my doors and windows closed, and kept the lights turned off.
The next day, well after daylight, I went outside and looked around. I quickly saw clear evidence that some alien youngsters, probably the alien equivalent of teenagers, had been whizzing around over the neighborhood, probably in Daddy's secretly borrowed runabout. The notch in the trees is indisputable evidence of an incautious sharp turn, in the dark, that involved an unplanned encounter with a local tree. I wonder how the youngsters explained the scratches in the runabout.
