Abominable Georgia Snowman
Frozus Abominabus Georgii
This document was most recently revised on Sunday, January
1, 2017.
Friday, February 14, 2014
I took the two photographs shown below early on the frigid morning of
Friday, February 14, 2014. They show the location where a specimen
of the Abominable Georgia Snowman is known to have emerged from the forest
during the early hours of that cold morning. The event was reported
to me in strictest confidence by a local housewife, who is also a skilled
medical professional, and whose competence and powers of observation therefore
cannot be questioned. She has chosen to remain anonymous, for fear
of ridicule.
Photograph Number One shows the general area in which the creature was
observed. Photograph Number Two shows more detail, some of it being
of undeniable importance. First, the background of this photograph
shows the dark, grim, and forbidding nature of the forest from which the
creature is known to have emerged. This extensive and largely unexplored
region could possibly hide an unknown but probably large number of such
creatures. Cryptozoologists have speculated that the recent development
of land around the outskirts of this deep region of primeval forest could
put pressure on the endemic population of any such creatures that inhabit
the area, and force them to search outside of their normal habitat for
the necessities of their survival. Startling evidence in support
of this theory is shown in the foreground of Photograph Number Two by the
multiple small holes in the snow. These holes are believed by cryptozoologists
to result from the harvest of Georgia Snow Worms by the Abominable Georgia
Snowman. The worms are believed by experts to be a primary source
of nutrition for the creature's during the long and dismal winters that
are normal for the region.
The lack of any footprints can be explained by the fact that warm temperature
the previous day and a sudden plunge of temperature to well below freezing
during the night resulted in a very firm surface on the snow. Also,
this creature, which is well adapted to cold climates, has long broad feet
which distribute its weight over a large area, enabling it to cross frozen
surfaces with ease.
No other spoor were observed in the area shown in the photographs.
At the present time, there are no expeditions planned into the gloomy forest
in search of additional evidence of the Snowman. Local authorities
have declined to comment except to express doubt that such creatures exist
at all, in spite of numerous recent sightings by local residents.
Photograph Number One, taken on Friday, February 14, 2014.
Photograph Number Two, taken on Friday, February 14, 2014.
Friday, December 30, 2016
I took the photograph shown just below during the chilly morning of
Friday, December 30, 2016. It presents incontrovertible proof of
the large size that can be attained by members of the species Frozus
Abominabus Georgii, the Abominable Georgia Showman. The
shadow shown in the photograph was cast over the top of a garage and onto
the side of the adjacent house. Did I dare to go around the
garage to try to get a picture of the actual creature itself? I did
not.
Photograph taken on Friday, December 30, 2016.
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