|Plans for Getting Rich|
This document was most recently revised on Saturday,
December 6, 2014.
I currently have five different plans for getting rich.
|•||Big sacks of cash are going to start
falling out of the sky and landing at my feet.|
|•||UPS or FedEx will start delivering
big boxes of cash to me, every day.|
|•||I'll start getting fat envelopes
stuffed with cash every day (except Sunday) in the mail.|
|•||I'll acquire seven wealthy benefactors.
That way, I won't have to bother any one of them any more often than once
|•||I'll sell the NEAR
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